Pieces of a confused mind.
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Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

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